Tuesday, December 30, 2008

what the--?!

If Eric thinks that stupid crocheted bikini is in keep with the quality of the Forrester clothing line, that coma affected him more than he realizes.

Monday, December 29, 2008

the bold and the confused

I’m not understanding this sudden attraction between Steffy and Rick. It makes no sense whatsoever since she was so disgusted with him for kissing her. Now her sister is dead and she’s suddenly head over heels for him? Please.

Stephanie Forrester and Nicki Newman could conduct seminars on romance. They could include topics like: “how to hang on to the relationship long past the time you should leave," “how to smile graciously while he walks all over you," and “how to keep taking him back again and again.”

Friday, December 26, 2008

the bold and the shitty

I knew good old Eric Forrester was going to dump Stephanie the minute he realized Donna wasn't fooling around. He's about as reliable as a weather report.

For a woman who think she's sharp, Stephanie can be a real idiot when it comes to men.

Monday, December 15, 2008

mama mia!

Of all the many memories between a mother and a daughter, the best Ridge could come up with was “Remember when Phoebe lost her wallet? You were the first person she called.”?!

Are you kidding me? THAT’S the memory that best depicts how she depended on her mother? Oy.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

smooth criminal

The writers at B&B seriously need to watch some crime shows.

This is the second time (Darla) they've had a deadly accident in which the body was removed and THEN the cops showed up to secure the scene and talk to the witnesses.


Maybe this is why they never solve any crimes on B&B. They tend to just wait for the guilty party to turn themselves in.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

sister, sister

Jacqueline MacInnes Wood had some great scenes today when saying goodbye to Phoebe.

She's very natural and a good crier...unlike her onscreen dad.

I have to say, though, I've never seen twins who looked so different in all my life.

bye bye phoebe bye bye

I wonder if they deliberately didn't show Taylor's reaction to Phoebe's death because of Hunter Tylo's personal situation?

I keep thinking the whole storyline must be incredibly difficult for her to deal with.

Monday, December 8, 2008

death becomes her

Why in the world would Ridge come back to the house? Why isn't he at the hospital with Phoebe's body or waiting for the ambulance to take her there? And why would he go back to the house without calling HER MOTHER first?! Then Rick shows up. What did they do? Leave her body in the ditch, for Pete's sake?

None of that scene made sense.

BTW, you always know when someone is about to die on the soaps because people can't say enough good things about them. Taylor's praises bordered on nauseating today.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

bang! you're dead

Great plot twist having Phoebe kick the bucket. Although you knew something serious was coming when Ridge said, 'We're getting married tomorrow and nothing is going to stop that.' Uh huh, sure.

Friday, December 5, 2008

who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Methinks the Y&R writers are moonlighting for B&B. That's the only way I can explain this lame, out-of-nowhere storyline between Phoebe and Rick. When she left, she was fine with him being with her mother and ready to spread her wings, sing, blah blah. Months later she's back, and we're supposed to believe this rage, this jealousy? Makes no sense.

I loved it when Rick was driving and Phoebe said, "You can't even look at me!" DUH. It's called "keeping your eyes on the road".

Monday, December 1, 2008

monday's bitch

It’s comical to me that Eric’s options are to either resume his marriage to Donna or go to his fallback position: Stephanie. Unbelievable. Guess the idiot has never heard of keeping it in his pants. Then to say he was “ok with it,“ how insulting to Steph. And for all her bluster, how stupid is Stephanie to allow herself to be used that way?

I LMAO when Eric said to Steph, “My commitment to you is the most important thing in my life”. You know, now that Donna is out of the picture. Let's see how committed he is when he finds out that Thorne tricked him. Poor Steph will be packing up those Nehru jackets and pant suits so fast her head will spin.

Wonder how many seconds after Donna sleeps with ex-assistant will Eric come running back with the news that they were duped? Probably about ten seconds after she finds out she’s pregnant to said ex-assistant.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

do as i say, don't do as i do

Interesting that Brooke is ok with “Rick’s concern" about her relationship with Ridge, but she needs to do what’s best for her.

Hmm, she wasn’t singing that song when the situation was reversed and she was pointing out all the reasons why Rick needed to leave Taylor.

Friday, November 14, 2008

burn, baby, burn

Considering how she stole her niece’s husband, it’s rather comical to see Katie squirm every time Ridge and Brooke have problems.

While I applaud Stephanie for telling Rick off about his antics, after all the crap she‘s pulled, I can‘t believe she said, “this is a matter of right and wrong.” Since when does she care about doing what‘s right?

Notice how Brooke didn’t even question the crutch using Rick when he asked her if she needed company on her horseback ride? Yeah, a horseback ride is just the thing for a recovering spinal injury victim.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

mommy sluttiest

WHY does Ridge keep going on and on about what a WONDERFUL mother Brooke is lately?

Isn’t she the same woman who slept with her daughter’s husband and had his child? And isn’t she the same woman that was in love with her daughter’s second husband, which eventually caused the collapse of Bridget‘s marriage?

Quick! Someone nominate her for Mother of the Year !

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

menage a ick

Eric is GROSS expecting Stephanie and Donna to live together while he “decides” which one he wants, like they’re frigging race horses. Even dumber is the way they go along with it.

And how high and mighty is he to say that they'll just have to wait while he focuses on Rick and his job? Gawd, you’d think he was a 20 year old stud instead of a 60ish dud.

Monday, November 3, 2008

advice for the lovelorn

I think Taylor was totally out of line (and DESPERATE) gathering her children together to guilt Ridge into coming home. It doesn’t matter what their feelings are, they shouldn’t try to force him into feeling something that isn’t there. And those grown kids should know better. We can’t pick and choose who we love.

Katy is wise to wonder how long she’ll be happy with Nick because now that Brooke is free of Ridge you just know it’ll be a matter of seconds before he’s “in love” with Brooke again. The man has the attention span of a gnat.

LOL’ing at Steffie suggesting she get the beer during a family tennis match right in front of dear old alcoholic Mom.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

what's goin' on

Rick can boo hoo all he wants. He wouldn't be paralyzed if he hadn't gone after Ridge. Period.

And why in the world is Brooke going psycho on Taylor's ass for calling off the wedding? Taylor had no choice. Would Brooke rather she married Rick while being in love with Ridge?

Again, things wouldn't have accelerated to the point they did if Rick hadn't gone after Ridge.

Had a good LAUGH when Brooke accused Taylor of going after men who were "connected to" her. How could she not? Brooke has slept with everyone in town.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

yet another lame writing job

Wow. Hope I never get a doctor as shitty as Rick's. He walks in and announces that Rick has sustained no major damage, then discovers the dude is PARALYZED. Gee, I'd say that could be classified as "major damage". And how in the world could Rick not know he was paralyzed? All that time, he didn't realize he wasn't feeling his legs? Unreal.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

head shrinker

The accident with Rick was a good twist on B&B. Never saw that one coming. Thankfully, Ronn Moss wasn’t contractually obligated to shed a tear. It would certainly spell the end of his ‘acting’ career. I’m trying to figure out how Ridge got cuts and scratches on his face when Rick came at him from behind and was trying to choke him.

It amazes me that people actually go to Taylor for advice on figuring out their problems. That chick can’t even decide who she loves. She fought tooth and nail to be with Rick, only to turn around and go after Ridge again. I wouldn’t be wasting my hard earned moola on her.

I sincerely hope this is the END of the Pam storyline. I’ve hated it from the word “go” and it’s been getting stupider and stupider with each passing day.

Glad to see John McCook has shaved off that ridiculous beard. Guess his family hasn’t heard you can SHAVE people in a coma.

Monday, October 20, 2008

and i will always love you

This Donna/Pam plot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO weak. Not to mention lame. All Donna has to do is tell Eric the truth and they can make it seem like they're not together. Not like she's listening in on their every word and even if she was, I guess the rich and famous Forrestors have never heard of BODYGUARDS.

Friday, September 26, 2008

gotta love that dialogue

Taylor, about her son Jack: "I should be the most important person in the world to him."

Someone has an inflated view of themselves.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

oy to the world

Only on the soaps do women pack up and move their things out of a house while wearing high heels and a dress.

Jack Wagner seriously needs a hair cut and a shave. He’s too old to be running around with that shaggy 70’s do.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

mama mia

Oh geez, once again Brooke is starting her "Taylor, I am not a threat to you" bullshit. She always says this AFTER she runs to Nick and sets him off.

Truthfully, I don't know why Taylor doesn't pony up and admit that she's not bonding with Jack because she resents the fact that Brooke is his biological mother and the fact that she ruined her happiness by butting in. It's perfectly understandable. When it first happened, I remember thinking, "If that ever happened to me, I'd give the baby up completely" because I knew I'd never be able to get past something like that.

I'm also sick of Brooke's patronizing "let me help you" crap, too, because the minute something happens she runs to Nick bellyaching about how she's so worried about Jack and she always manages to bring up Taylor's "past" aka the boozing without actually saying so.

Friday, September 12, 2008

oh puhleeze

Is the Forrester mansion so huge that Donna can't hear other people moving and talking IN HER OWN HOUSE?! She can't hear a PHONE RINGING?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

thursday's bitch

I wonder if Eric isn't going to remember that Donna is his wife, a la Nick and Phyllis?

Nick actually spent time alone with Brooke on his boat, and he didn’t even try to have sex with her! Gosh, that’s some sort of a record, isn’t it? Oh, wait. He's already had her. Next up, Donna.

I thought it was comical when Taylor brought out a supposedly distressed Jack on Wednesday’s show, and yet it was perfectly clear that he wasn’t crying at all

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

tuesday's bitch

Well, now I'm convinced Bridget will turn up pregnant after her little roll in the hay with Nick, right before the lying sack of crap dropped the bomb on her. Instead of going the pregnant route all the time, I wish one of these soaps would do an STD storyline.

Only Nick would be jerkish enough to sleep with his wife, then tell her that while it has nothing to do with her, he had sex with her aunt and got her pregnant. Could this man be any more egotistical and clueless?

And why didn't Bridget haul off and bitch slap Katy? She certainly deserved it.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

what a complete jerk

Today totally confirms my belief that Nick is a total pig.

He seduces his wife before he tells her he got her aunt pregnant?! What kind of an asshole does that?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

whodunit

Wonder who drugged Eric?

They want us to think it's Donna's father, but they're making that really obvious, so I'm thinking maybe it's that psycho Pam?

Remember she had romantic delusions about Eric at one time and was scorned. She hates Donna and wouldn't have a problem attacking her. She's proven that time and time again.


Who do you think did the deed?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

b&b bitching

Could Carl be any creepier?

I'm enjoying this "did Owen poison Eric?" storyline but I have to say, Texas Battle is a lousy actor. The scene on the stairs between him and Owen yesterday was downright funny. Every time he "threatens" Owen I have to laugh because it sounds so "grade school playground".

Monday, August 18, 2008

oooooo daddy

Oooo, interesting stuff coming up on B&B. Seems Marcus is convinced that Eric's heart attack was medically provoked. Bridget does tests and someone gets arrested. Owen? Keeping my fingers crossed it's him. I can't stand his character.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

true love, you're the one i'm dreaming of

"I love you, Nick."

















"I love you, too, Katie. Let's get married.
Oh, wait. I'm already married to your niece. I keep forgetting."

















"What the hell. I've never let that bother me
in the past!"
Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

thoughts on today's show

BREAKING NEWS!!! Ronn Moss tried to show some emotion on today’s show!!! Not to worry if you missed the show, he didn’t succeed.

You know how I brought up all the awkward hugging that goes on in TV land amongst the guy friends? You know the “pat slap”? They also do the weird handshake thing. Not the normal handshake but more of a fist bump.

I love how Owen gave Donna that lovely speech today about how when he went back to San Diego, his life wasn’t the same and he had to come back. He’s been gone, what? All of 48 hours? Who can’t see that Donna and Owen are going to get involved and suddenly Eric will come out of his coma? Certainly not anyone familiar with daytime tv plots.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

how engaging....

Ronn Moss is engaged to the former Playboy Playmate Devin Devasquez.

Friday, August 8, 2008

WTH?!

Who gave Ridge the right to turn off his father's respirator?! That is DONNA'S decision, not Ridge's. She is his power of attorney, not to mention his spouse.


What an idiot. If Eric dies, a lot of people are going to say Ridge murdered him deliberately to take control of the company.

I love what one poster wrote about it on a B&B forum: "that's murder - I'm sure Eric won't take too kindly to that when he wakes up." Uh, if you've been murdered, there ain't no waking up;)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

nick is an unconscionable pig


The reason Bridget didn't ask what happened between Nick and Katie is because she knows something happened? Could he BE anymore of a jerk?

aHA!!!

My June 4th prediction about Katie and Nick was correct!!!!

Does this mean I'm psychic?! No, it just proves the writers are guilty of coming up with stale, predictable story lines.

And how disgusting on the part of both of these people for sexing it up and hurting the one person who only wanted the best for both of them, Bridget.

But seriously, does Bridget have a big "please fuck me over" sign on her back or what? She makes the stupidest relationship mistakes.

And why doesn't Bridget call Donna and Katie "aunt"? She always refers to them by their first name.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

bow chicka bow chicka bow wow

Why does the “romantic” music on B&B sound like it came straight from a cheap porn flick?

Monday, July 21, 2008

oy

Bridget should NOT be working on her own father.

And way to go, Brooke, for turning on your own sister when push came to shove over the company. You suck.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

the bold and the triumphant

SPOILER!!

Despite the fact that Eric is gravely ill and Ridge THINKS he's in charge, Donna finds papers saying SHE has power of attorney and SHE is running the show. Yes! I'm not wild about Donna, but I'm sick to death of the damn Forresters blaming her for everything short of global warming.

Phoebe has been bumped down to recurring status. No great loss there. One of their worst story lines EVER, IMHO, was the Constantine vs. Rick disaster.

And UGH Storm is coming back for two days. Lordy, not the ghost routine....

Friday, July 18, 2008

that damn viagra

Uh oh, looks like Donna done fucked Eric into a coma....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

(not) all in the family

Why would Donna hire Owen as her PA and not her own son? He can learn the ropes just like everyone else, and he’s the likely candidate. And why is Owen working out of the mailroom?

Donna needs to stop calling Eric “Honey Bear” and call him something more appropriate, like “Grandpa.”

Monday, July 14, 2008

how the vows should have read.....

Bridget: "Here we are again professing our love for each other..........despite the fact that you humiliated me by falling for my mother."

Nick: "I will be there for you................until such time as I humiliate you by falling for yet another member of your family."

Friday, July 11, 2008

spoiler alert!

Here are a couple good sites for Bold and The Beautiful spoilers:

Soaptown USA has daily spoilers for the week.

This site has day by day spoilers for the show.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

yet another casting fuck up


The casting directors need to understand that viewers aren't as stupid as they'd like to think

Bad enough that Brooke's "Mom" is only nine years younger than Brooke.


But every time Donna hugs Marcus, it gives me the creeps. They look more like gf/bf than mother/son. No wonder. Turns out "Texas Battle"--what a name--is only ten years younger than Jennifer Gareis, who plays his mother Donna.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

wtf?!


What gives with Donna pushing Katie to reveal her love to Nick, knowing full well he's set to marry THEIR NIECE?! The one who saved Katie's life?! Good grief. Does she have an ounce of decorum?

coming into her own


Ashley Jones has been look fantastic lately, hasn't she?

hair today, lighter tomorrow

Lesley-Anne Down is one of those women who can truly carry off the dark AND light hair look. I never thought she'd look good with any hair color other than dark, but she looks fabulous.













Wednesday, July 2, 2008

the boring and the boring-er

Beth Logan…in the words of Moses, “Let the bitch go.” They’ve wasted three entire shows arguing with this woman. Enough already.

Hell, no wonder Beth Logan (Robin Riker) doesn't look old enough to be Brooke Logan's mother. Robin was born in 1952 and Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke) was born in 1961, making her all of NINE YEARS OLD when Brooke would have been born.

Monday, June 30, 2008

all in the family

I don’t care for the actress who is currently playing Beth Logan. Besides, she doesn’t look much older than Kathryn Kelly Lang. I know I’m supposed to care about this mystery she’s cultivating, but mostly I don’t care. She’s playing it too indifferent so I find myself being more bored with her and disgusted by the whole plot. Then she makes the big reveal and doesn't even shed tears? Oy. I've seen actresses cry over the wrong shoes and she doesn't even cry over the fact that she's losing her mind?

Beth's story is one of those story lines that makes me turn off the tv and wait until I can read about it later in the weekly wrap-ups.

And I don’t get it, if the daughters loved their Mom sooooo much, why didn’t THEY keep in touch with her? Why didn't they visit her? When Storm died, she claimed it was like “a knife in the heart because I know when he went my memories of him went with him.” Um, hello? Why then wouldn’t you come to the funeral to see your son one last time? Makes no sense.


Plus this whole “Donna is ruining our lives and our company” b.s. is wearing really thin. It’s pounded into our heads on every damn show and it’s so ridiculous to begin with; overall it’s just a very weak storyline, so no doubt I’ll stop watching this one for awhile. B&B is the sort of show that I cannot watch consistently. The constant bed hopping, making dramatic mountains out of boring molehills and characters who claim their undying love for a person on one show and then proclaim their undying love for another person the next day when that didn’t work out all combine to make for an overall unwatchable show for me. Ergo, I can only handle it in bits and pieces.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I can't help myself...

I *love* how NO ONE has mentioned the fact that Donna's son Marcus is African American. I've been waiting and waiting, but everyone is tiptoeing around it...LOL!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

the bold and the stupid

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

kateydid

Dang. I had half of that Katie concept right. She did fall in love with Nick and she did recover, but alas, no lovemaking.

If she has so much love and respect for her niece, where does she get off telling Nick her feelings?

Thursday, June 12, 2008

i blame YOU!

I love the way the Forrester's are blaming Donna for singlehandedly bringing down their entire company.

Their old man has had NUMEROUS affairs, and had his naked ass photographed as he stood out on her ledge weeks ago, but, of course, every problem they've ever had is Donna's fault.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

let's see if I can guess

Ok, this is what I think is going to happen with Katie...

I think she and Nick are going to get really close and she's going to have sex with him. Instead of dying, his love (or some other such bullshit) will "heal" her body and she'll end up preggers, making Bridget an idiot once again for chasing after Nick when she knows he's never going to love her the way she loves him.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

thoughts on tuesday's show

I'm still finding it hard to believe that Heather Tom is leaving B&B. I'm wondering if this time with Nick will miraculously "cure" her while driving them into an affair. And guessing from the way the spoilers are reading, that's probably correct because it said, "Katie appears to be rejecting the heart".

Didn't Jennifer G look fab in that black and white dress today?

KKL really needs to cut that stringy blonde hair. When she was younger, her hair was really thick, but lately it looks BAD. And she'd look really cute with a short layered do. She'd also look a lot younger. HT wasn't afraid to go short. Why is she?

Monday, June 2, 2008

looking for a miracle

Hmmm, TPTB seem to be moving towards killing off Katie. I wonder why? Storm needed to go, but she's the only voice of reason on the show amongst the females.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

tell it like it is

On Tuesday, May 13th Ridge assures Brooke that their love will prevail.

You know what this means, right? It means no way in Hell will their love prevail.

Friday, May 9, 2008

*insert sounds of snoring here*

A NICE Stephanie the last few days has been downright booooooring! I wonder if this is her exodus? If so, it's a huge letdown.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

mid-week bitch

HILARIOUS DIALOGUE O'THE DAY: Donna on her wedding day: “I don’t care if they hate me or half of them want me dead. It’s going to be great, isn’t it, Dad?”

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Stephanie wants Eric back. The man’s a horndog. He sleeps with all these different women, gets engaged to a few and yet Step’s every the martyr patiently waiting (and wanting) for him to come home. Kick him loose. God only knows what kind of diseases he's contracted now.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

well done!

Some great acting yesterday and today from Katherine Kelly Lang. Her scene with Storm right before he shot himself and then when she found him were excellent.

This whole storyline has been really good. I never saw the shooting coming and all the events that followed kept me on the edge of my seat. This is by far one of the best storylines I've ever seen on B&B.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

i predict....

I bet Storm kills himself this week and Katie gets his heart. I can't foresee them getting rid of her, but he doesn't add anything to the show.

Friday, April 25, 2008

bang, you're dead

Katie's shooting was one of the HOKIEST SCENES I've seen in a long time.

What adult in their right might waves a loaded gun around while he's talking the way Storm did? And why did he even have that loaded gun with him? To prove how innocent he is?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

the indecisive and the idiotic

Did you see Indecisive Nick today? Trying to make a decision about the baby's mother must have given Nick a Tylenol sized headache. And wasn't it great how he stood up for Taylor and said, "Of course, you're the baby's mother!" What a jerk. Brooke leads him around by his penis.

After weeks of saying Taylor is the baby's mother, Brooke suddenly decides to sue for custody? On what basis? Didn't she sign away her rights? I HOPE the judge not only gives custody to Taylor, I hope Brooke is forbidden to see the baby until he's older. She's constantly interfering and she's not allowing Taylor to really establish a mother/son relationship with this child.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

seen one, ya seen 'em all

Brooke lecturing Taylor about honoring her daughter’s feelings is an absolute joke. She wants Taylor to stop dating Rick because of Phoebe, yet she’s the one who had a BABY with her daughter’s husband? Who writes this crap? I have to say, I am absolutely LOVING this Taylor/Rick affair, just because it puts the screws to Brooke, who always seems to have the upper hand.

Sadly, TPTB are apparently turning Katie in to the same sort of Stepford ’Ho B&B is famous for. The women sleep with whomever they want, without regard for family ties or decency, and now Katie is doing it, too. She manipulated a complacent Bridget into a relationship with Nick to keep him away from Brooke, knowing how much Bridget was hurt when she and Nick ended their marriage, and today Katie sucks face with Nick. The only female on the show who isn’t acting this way is Stephanie, and I’m sure they’d be writing her that way, too, if she were younger.

Monday, April 7, 2008

meow

Could Nick BE any more of a pussy? He tells Taylor she can have Jack for the night, then Brooke freaks out and gets all demanding, which really annoys me because as we all know, she's said a million times that Taylor is Jack's mother. And yet she continues to insert herself where she doesn't belong. So then Nick says Taylor can't have the baby. Then he says she can. Gawd. Make a decision, man.

What makes me laugh about all of this is when I think back to when Nick and Taylor broke up. One of the DUMBEST things she's ever said was when she told him he was always a good, supportive husband. If that were true, she'd still be married to him. He was only supportive when Brooke was out of the picture. When she came back to lead him around by the balls, he dropped Taylor like a lead ballon.

I'd love to see him in a room with all three of his ex'es screaming at him at the same time.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

according to the gospel of spoilers

" Nick and Katie are both in a state of shock when she does the unexpected and kisses him." SKANK! Katie works overtime luring a vulnerable Bridget (her own NIECE!) back to Nick's arms, manipulating them both so she can keep her sister away from Nick, and then she goes behind Bridget's back and swaps spit with Nick herself. Pathetic. I thought surely they were going to turn Heather Tom's character into a lesbian. This show needs to join the 21st century.

"
Brooke and Taylor go head to head over both Jack and Rick!" I love the fact that Taylor is sticking it to Brooke by sexing it up with Brooke's son. I hate the fact that he's much younger than she is in real life, but it's about damn time Taylor one ups this annoying PITA. If I had a dollar for every time she went out of her way to assure Taylor she was really Jack's mother and that Brooke was staying out of the situation, then butted INTO the situation, I'd be living in L.A. myself.

"
Storm dates Ashley, but not without interference from her ex!" Well, of course, Ridge wants her because now she's with someone else. That's the sole plot device driving every couple on this entire show. Thankfully, it's only 30 minutes long.

B&B SoapDuds Awards

"Actress Who Couldn't Cry If Her Life Depended On It" award goes to Bridget. Doesn't matter what happens to that girl: miscarriage, divorce, can't find a good parking space, she can't bring herself to well up the waterworks. Oh, she makes a good show of it by squinting and wiping her eyes, but it just doesn't cut it.

"Actress Most in Need of A MakeOver" award goes to Katherine Kelly Lang. She is TOO OLD for that stringy bright blonde hair. She sported that look in her 20's. She needs a new short do and a more age appropriate color.

"Actor Who Couldn't Act His Way Out Of A Box Of Maxi-Pads (with wings!)" award will always go to Ronn Moss for as long as he's on the show. I don't know how this man has managed to stay on tv so long. He must have inappropriate pictures of some muckity muck.

"Act Your Own Age" award goes to Eric Forrester. UGH. Enough with screwing chicks young enough to be your granddaughters! Not only should you be ashamed, you should be off reading your AARP magazine instead. When you're in bed with a young, voluptuous woman and the only thing that gets you hard is Viagra, you seriously need to GIVE IT UP.

"Actor Most In Need of a MakeOver" award goes to John McCook. CUT THOSE DAMN CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS!! The hairs are moving in all different directions.

"Actress Whose 'Poor Pitiful Me' Routine Is Beyond Annoying" award goes to Donna Logan. Strong, independent Donna Logan goes after what she wants: another woman's husband, a job in high fashion, her sister's man, but is reduced to a whiney babbler when she gets stuck in the tanning booth. When she "cried" she might as well have just said, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" cuz that's what it sounded like.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

welcome to my nightmare

There’s WAY TOO MUCH bed hopping going on at The Bold and The Beautiful. There always has been, but lately it’s downright disgraceful that the writers can’t come up with a plot line that doesn’t involve someone declaring their love one minute, then changing their minds five minutes later and declaring their undying love for someone else. Can you say wishy washy?

Brooke is the worst. Let’s just go back to last year when she was in love with Ridge. Taylor came home and Ridge couldn’t make up his mind who he wanted to be with. (For such successful business people, it’s amazing they can’t make a decision and stick to it for longer than it takes my bread to toast.) So she gravitated to Nick, and found comfort in his arms, after taking him from her own daughter. Then Ridge thought maybe he wanted to be with her, so she dumped Nick and went back to Ridge. Now Nick has had a baby with Taylor and suddenly Brooke decides maybe she wants Nick again. Nick no sooner gets finished assuring his emotionally unstable wife Taylor that he loves her forever, when he’s sniffing Brooke’s butthole again. Can you see why this is so aggravating? The writers aren’t taking the time to develop any storylines. They’re just jumping from one couple to another.

I think the biggest problem with B&B is that there are not enough families on the show. Having mainly the Forrester’s and the Logan’s causes the program to be almost incestuous at times.

And apparently there are no minority people living in Los Angeles. Everyone is extremely wealthy and white. TPTB seem almost afraid to add other characters to the show. If they need anyone, they tend to “borrow” a character from The Young and The Restless.

As with most soaps, they have one doctor, one lawyer, one Indian chief. (Except for the Indian chief because he would fall into the minority category, and we’ve already noted there are no minorities living in L.A.)

Although the writers seemed to have backed off of Stephanie’s character as of late, nothing is more gross than listening to her wax poetic about her son Ridge, who must have been her lover in a former lifetime. Or, from the looks of it, earlier in this lifetime.

Eric having sex with much younger Donna? ICK. Rick having sex with much older Taylor? UGH. A young Phoebe going after an older Rick? Gross since he’s going after her MOTHER. Again, can’t TPTB find actors/actresses within the same age range?

I think the writer’s need to stop trying to distract the viewers from real story lines by changing couples every week. I think they need to bring on more characters that are NOT related to the Logan’s or the Forrester’s and I think they need to bring on some minority characters

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