gotta love that dialogue

Taylor, about her son Jack: "I should be the most important person in the world to him."

Someone has an inflated view of themselves.

oy to the world

Only on the soaps do women pack up and move their things out of a house while wearing high heels and a dress.

Jack Wagner seriously needs a hair cut and a shave. He’s too old to be running around with that shaggy 70’s do.

mama mia

Oh geez, once again Brooke is starting her "Taylor, I am not a threat to you" bullshit. She always says this AFTER she runs to Nick and sets him off.

Truthfully, I don't know why Taylor doesn't pony up and admit that she's not bonding with Jack because she resents the fact that Brooke is his biological mother and the fact that she ruined her happiness by butting in. It's perfectly understandable. When it first happened, I remember thinking, "If that ever happened to me, I'd give the baby up completely" because I knew I'd never be able to get past something like that.

I'm also sick of Brooke's patronizing "let me help you" crap, too, because the minute something happens she runs to Nick bellyaching about how she's so worried about Jack and she always manages to bring up Taylor's "past" aka the boozing without actually saying so.

oh puhleeze

Is the Forrester mansion so huge that Donna can't hear other people moving and talking IN HER OWN HOUSE?! She can't hear a PHONE RINGING?

thursday's bitch

I wonder if Eric isn't going to remember that Donna is his wife, a la Nick and Phyllis?

Nick actually spent time alone with Brooke on his boat, and he didn’t even try to have sex with her! Gosh, that’s some sort of a record, isn’t it? Oh, wait. He's already had her. Next up, Donna.

I thought it was comical when Taylor brought out a supposedly distressed Jack on Wednesday’s show, and yet it was perfectly clear that he wasn’t crying at all

tuesday's bitch

Well, now I'm convinced Bridget will turn up pregnant after her little roll in the hay with Nick, right before the lying sack of crap dropped the bomb on her. Instead of going the pregnant route all the time, I wish one of these soaps would do an STD storyline.

Only Nick would be jerkish enough to sleep with his wife, then tell her that while it has nothing to do with her, he had sex with her aunt and got her pregnant. Could this man be any more egotistical and clueless?

And why didn't Bridget haul off and bitch slap Katy? She certainly deserved it.

what a complete jerk

Today totally confirms my belief that Nick is a total pig.

He seduces his wife before he tells her he got her aunt pregnant?! What kind of an asshole does that?