open letter to the writers of the bold and beautiful

Dear B&B writers,
PLEASE stop these repetitive scenes in which Stephanie walks in on a half dressed Brooke or a half dressed Jackie or a half dressed Donna and embarrasses them in compromising positions. She ends up rubbing lotion on them or helping them dress or watching them start to strip tease.

It was creepy the first time you did it and IT CONTINUES TO BE CREEPY.

what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Eric really does love Donna, doesn’t he? He knows it’s hurtful to have Stephanie around AND the woman who tried to kill her several times, but he does it because of the bottom line. Save yourself some time, Donna, and just stencil the words “door mat” on your forehead.

Best line of the day goes to Rick who told Stephanie she knows nothing about fashion. Yeah, she’s only helped run the family business since before that impudent jerk was born. What could she possibly know? If Eric has any sense, and we know he doesn’t from the preceding paragraph, he’ll fire both of their asses.

the bold and the confused

I’m not understanding this sudden attraction between Steffy and Rick. It makes no sense whatsoever since she was so disgusted with him for kissing her. Now her sister is dead and she’s suddenly head over heels for him? Please.

Stephanie Forrester and Nicki Newman could conduct seminars on romance. They could include topics like: “how to hang on to the relationship long past the time you should leave," “how to smile graciously while he walks all over you," and “how to keep taking him back again and again.”

the bold and the shitty

I knew good old Eric Forrester was going to dump Stephanie the minute he realized Donna wasn't fooling around. He's about as reliable as a weather report.

For a woman who think she's sharp, Stephanie can be a real idiot when it comes to men.

monday's bitch

It’s comical to me that Eric’s options are to either resume his marriage to Donna or go to his fallback position: Stephanie. Unbelievable. Guess the idiot has never heard of keeping it in his pants. Then to say he was “ok with it,“ how insulting to Steph. And for all her bluster, how stupid is Stephanie to allow herself to be used that way?

I LMAO when Eric said to Steph, “My commitment to you is the most important thing in my life”. You know, now that Donna is out of the picture. Let's see how committed he is when he finds out that Thorne tricked him. Poor Steph will be packing up those Nehru jackets and pant suits so fast her head will spin.

Wonder how many seconds after Donna sleeps with ex-assistant will Eric come running back with the news that they were duped? Probably about ten seconds after she finds out she’s pregnant to said ex-assistant.

burn, baby, burn

Considering how she stole her niece’s husband, it’s rather comical to see Katie squirm every time Ridge and Brooke have problems.

While I applaud Stephanie for telling Rick off about his antics, after all the crap she‘s pulled, I can‘t believe she said, “this is a matter of right and wrong.” Since when does she care about doing what‘s right?

Notice how Brooke didn’t even question the crutch using Rick when he asked her if she needed company on her horseback ride? Yeah, a horseback ride is just the thing for a recovering spinal injury victim.

menage a ick

Eric is GROSS expecting Stephanie and Donna to live together while he “decides” which one he wants, like they’re frigging race horses. Even dumber is the way they go along with it.

And how high and mighty is he to say that they'll just have to wait while he focuses on Rick and his job? Gawd, you’d think he was a 20 year old stud instead of a 60ish dud.

*insert sounds of snoring here*

A NICE Stephanie the last few days has been downright booooooring! I wonder if this is her exodus? If so, it's a huge letdown.

mid-week bitch

HILARIOUS DIALOGUE O'THE DAY: Donna on her wedding day: “I don’t care if they hate me or half of them want me dead. It’s going to be great, isn’t it, Dad?”

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Stephanie wants Eric back. The man’s a horndog. He sleeps with all these different women, gets engaged to a few and yet Step’s every the martyr patiently waiting (and wanting) for him to come home. Kick him loose. God only knows what kind of diseases he's contracted now.