what the--?!

If Eric thinks that stupid crocheted bikini is in keep with the quality of the Forrester clothing line, that coma affected him more than he realizes.

the bold and the confused

I’m not understanding this sudden attraction between Steffy and Rick. It makes no sense whatsoever since she was so disgusted with him for kissing her. Now her sister is dead and she’s suddenly head over heels for him? Please.

Stephanie Forrester and Nicki Newman could conduct seminars on romance. They could include topics like: “how to hang on to the relationship long past the time you should leave," “how to smile graciously while he walks all over you," and “how to keep taking him back again and again.”

the bold and the shitty

I knew good old Eric Forrester was going to dump Stephanie the minute he realized Donna wasn't fooling around. He's about as reliable as a weather report.

For a woman who think she's sharp, Stephanie can be a real idiot when it comes to men.

mama mia!

Of all the many memories between a mother and a daughter, the best Ridge could come up with was “Remember when Phoebe lost her wallet? You were the first person she called.”?!

Are you kidding me? THAT’S the memory that best depicts how she depended on her mother? Oy.

smooth criminal

The writers at B&B seriously need to watch some crime shows.

This is the second time (Darla) they've had a deadly accident in which the body was removed and THEN the cops showed up to secure the scene and talk to the witnesses.

Maybe this is why they never solve any crimes on B&B. They tend to just wait for the guilty party to turn themselves in.

sister, sister

Jacqueline MacInnes Wood had some great scenes today when saying goodbye to Phoebe.

She's very natural and a good crier...unlike her onscreen dad.

I have to say, though, I've never seen twins who looked so different in all my life.

bye bye phoebe bye bye

I wonder if they deliberately didn't show Taylor's reaction to Phoebe's death because of Hunter Tylo's personal situation?

I keep thinking the whole storyline must be incredibly difficult for her to deal with.

death becomes her

Why in the world would Ridge come back to the house? Why isn't he at the hospital with Phoebe's body or waiting for the ambulance to take her there? And why would he go back to the house without calling HER MOTHER first?! Then Rick shows up. What did they do? Leave her body in the ditch, for Pete's sake?

None of that scene made sense.

BTW, you always know when someone is about to die on the soaps because people can't say enough good things about them. Taylor's praises bordered on nauseating today.

bang! you're dead

Great plot twist having Phoebe kick the bucket. Although you knew something serious was coming when Ridge said, 'We're getting married tomorrow and nothing is going to stop that.' Uh huh, sure.

who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Methinks the Y&R writers are moonlighting for B&B. That's the only way I can explain this lame, out-of-nowhere storyline between Phoebe and Rick. When she left, she was fine with him being with her mother and ready to spread her wings, sing, blah blah. Months later she's back, and we're supposed to believe this rage, this jealousy? Makes no sense.

I loved it when Rick was driving and Phoebe said, "You can't even look at me!" DUH. It's called "keeping your eyes on the road".

monday's bitch

It’s comical to me that Eric’s options are to either resume his marriage to Donna or go to his fallback position: Stephanie. Unbelievable. Guess the idiot has never heard of keeping it in his pants. Then to say he was “ok with it,“ how insulting to Steph. And for all her bluster, how stupid is Stephanie to allow herself to be used that way?

I LMAO when Eric said to Steph, “My commitment to you is the most important thing in my life”. You know, now that Donna is out of the picture. Let's see how committed he is when he finds out that Thorne tricked him. Poor Steph will be packing up those Nehru jackets and pant suits so fast her head will spin.

Wonder how many seconds after Donna sleeps with ex-assistant will Eric come running back with the news that they were duped? Probably about ten seconds after she finds out she’s pregnant to said ex-assistant.