Sunday, March 30, 2008

according to the gospel of spoilers

" Nick and Katie are both in a state of shock when she does the unexpected and kisses him." SKANK! Katie works overtime luring a vulnerable Bridget (her own NIECE!) back to Nick's arms, manipulating them both so she can keep her sister away from Nick, and then she goes behind Bridget's back and swaps spit with Nick herself. Pathetic. I thought surely they were going to turn Heather Tom's character into a lesbian. This show needs to join the 21st century.

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Brooke and Taylor go head to head over both Jack and Rick!" I love the fact that Taylor is sticking it to Brooke by sexing it up with Brooke's son. I hate the fact that he's much younger than she is in real life, but it's about damn time Taylor one ups this annoying PITA. If I had a dollar for every time she went out of her way to assure Taylor she was really Jack's mother and that Brooke was staying out of the situation, then butted INTO the situation, I'd be living in L.A. myself.

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Storm dates Ashley, but not without interference from her ex!" Well, of course, Ridge wants her because now she's with someone else. That's the sole plot device driving every couple on this entire show. Thankfully, it's only 30 minutes long.

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