Tuesday, December 30, 2008
what the--?!
Monday, December 29, 2008
the bold and the confused
Stephanie Forrester and Nicki Newman could conduct seminars on romance. They could include topics like: “how to hang on to the relationship long past the time you should leave," “how to smile graciously while he walks all over you," and “how to keep taking him back again and again.”
Friday, December 26, 2008
the bold and the shitty
For a woman who think she's sharp, Stephanie can be a real idiot when it comes to men.
Monday, December 15, 2008
mama mia!
Are you kidding me? THAT’S the memory that best depicts how she depended on her mother? Oy.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
smooth criminal
This is the second time (Darla) they've had a deadly accident in which the body was removed and THEN the cops showed up to secure the scene and talk to the witnesses.
Maybe this is why they never solve any crimes on B&B. They tend to just wait for the guilty party to turn themselves in.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
sister, sister
She's very natural and a good crier...unlike her onscreen dad.
I have to say, though, I've never seen twins who looked so different in all my life.
bye bye phoebe bye bye
I keep thinking the whole storyline must be incredibly difficult for her to deal with.
Monday, December 8, 2008
death becomes her
None of that scene made sense.
BTW, you always know when someone is about to die on the soaps because people can't say enough good things about them. Taylor's praises bordered on nauseating today.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
bang! you're dead
Friday, December 5, 2008
who's gonna drive you home tonight?
I loved it when Rick was driving and Phoebe said, "You can't even look at me!" DUH. It's called "keeping your eyes on the road".
Monday, December 1, 2008
monday's bitch
I LMAO when Eric said to Steph, “My commitment to you is the most important thing in my life”. You know, now that Donna is out of the picture. Let's see how committed he is when he finds out that Thorne tricked him. Poor Steph will be packing up those Nehru jackets and pant suits so fast her head will spin.
Wonder how many seconds after Donna sleeps with ex-assistant will Eric come running back with the news that they were duped? Probably about ten seconds after she finds out she’s pregnant to said ex-assistant.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
do as i say, don't do as i do
Hmm, she wasn’t singing that song when the situation was reversed and she was pointing out all the reasons why Rick needed to leave Taylor.
Friday, November 14, 2008
burn, baby, burn
While I applaud Stephanie for telling Rick off about his antics, after all the crap she‘s pulled, I can‘t believe she said, “this is a matter of right and wrong.” Since when does she care about doing what‘s right?
Notice how Brooke didn’t even question the crutch using Rick when he asked her if she needed company on her horseback ride? Yeah, a horseback ride is just the thing for a recovering spinal injury victim.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
mommy sluttiest
Isn’t she the same woman who slept with her daughter’s husband and had his child? And isn’t she the same woman that was in love with her daughter’s second husband, which eventually caused the collapse of Bridget‘s marriage?
Quick! Someone nominate her for Mother of the Year !
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
menage a ick
And how high and mighty is he to say that they'll just have to wait while he focuses on Rick and his job? Gawd, you’d think he was a 20 year old stud instead of a 60ish dud.
Monday, November 3, 2008
advice for the lovelorn
Katy is wise to wonder how long she’ll be happy with Nick because now that Brooke is free of Ridge you just know it’ll be a matter of seconds before he’s “in love” with Brooke again. The man has the attention span of a gnat.
LOL’ing at Steffie suggesting she get the beer during a family tennis match right in front of dear old alcoholic Mom.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
what's goin' on
And why in the world is Brooke going psycho on Taylor's ass for calling off the wedding? Taylor had no choice. Would Brooke rather she married Rick while being in love with Ridge?
Again, things wouldn't have accelerated to the point they did if Rick hadn't gone after Ridge.
Had a good LAUGH when Brooke accused Taylor of going after men who were "connected to" her. How could she not? Brooke has slept with everyone in town.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
yet another lame writing job
Thursday, October 23, 2008
head shrinker
It amazes me that people actually go to Taylor for advice on figuring out their problems. That chick can’t even decide who she loves. She fought tooth and nail to be with Rick, only to turn around and go after Ridge again. I wouldn’t be wasting my hard earned moola on her.
I sincerely hope this is the END of the Pam storyline. I’ve hated it from the word “go” and it’s been getting stupider and stupider with each passing day.
Glad to see John McCook has shaved off that ridiculous beard. Guess his family hasn’t heard you can SHAVE people in a coma.
Monday, October 20, 2008
and i will always love you
Friday, September 26, 2008
gotta love that dialogue
Someone has an inflated view of themselves.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
oy to the world
Jack Wagner seriously needs a hair cut and a shave. He’s too old to be running around with that shaggy 70’s do.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
mama mia
Truthfully, I don't know why Taylor doesn't pony up and admit that she's not bonding with Jack because she resents the fact that Brooke is his biological mother and the fact that she ruined her happiness by butting in. It's perfectly understandable. When it first happened, I remember thinking, "If that ever happened to me, I'd give the baby up completely" because I knew I'd never be able to get past something like that.
I'm also sick of Brooke's patronizing "let me help you" crap, too, because the minute something happens she runs to Nick bellyaching about how she's so worried about Jack and she always manages to bring up Taylor's "past" aka the boozing without actually saying so.
Friday, September 12, 2008
oh puhleeze
Thursday, September 11, 2008
thursday's bitch
Nick actually spent time alone with Brooke on his boat, and he didn’t even try to have sex with her! Gosh, that’s some sort of a record, isn’t it? Oh, wait. He's already had her. Next up, Donna.
I thought it was comical when Taylor brought out a supposedly distressed Jack on Wednesday’s show, and yet it was perfectly clear that he wasn’t crying at all
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
tuesday's bitch
Only Nick would be jerkish enough to sleep with his wife, then tell her that while it has nothing to do with her, he had sex with her aunt and got her pregnant. Could this man be any more egotistical and clueless?
And why didn't Bridget haul off and bitch slap Katy? She certainly deserved it.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
what a complete jerk
He seduces his wife before he tells her he got her aunt pregnant?! What kind of an asshole does that?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
whodunit
They want us to think it's Donna's father, but they're making that really obvious, so I'm thinking maybe it's that psycho Pam?
Remember she had romantic delusions about Eric at one time and was scorned. She hates Donna and wouldn't have a problem attacking her. She's proven that time and time again.
Who do you think did the deed?
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
b&b bitching
I'm enjoying this "did Owen poison Eric?" storyline but I have to say, Texas Battle is a lousy actor. The scene on the stairs between him and Owen yesterday was downright funny. Every time he "threatens" Owen I have to laugh because it sounds so "grade school playground".
Monday, August 18, 2008
oooooo daddy
Saturday, August 16, 2008
true love, you're the one i'm dreaming of
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
thoughts on today's show
You know how I brought up all the awkward hugging that goes on in TV land amongst the guy friends? You know the “pat slap”? They also do the weird handshake thing. Not the normal handshake but more of a fist bump.
I love how Owen gave Donna that lovely speech today about how when he went back to San Diego, his life wasn’t the same and he had to come back. He’s been gone, what? All of 48 hours? Who can’t see that Donna and Owen are going to get involved and suddenly Eric will come out of his coma? Certainly not anyone familiar with daytime tv plots.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
WTH?!
What an idiot. If Eric dies, a lot of people are going to say Ridge murdered him deliberately to take control of the company.
I love what one poster wrote about it on a B&B forum: "that's murder - I'm sure Eric won't take too kindly to that when he wakes up." Uh, if you've been murdered, there ain't no waking up;)
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
nick is an unconscionable pig
aHA!!!
Does this mean I'm psychic?! No, it just proves the writers are guilty of coming up with stale, predictable story lines.
And how disgusting on the part of both of these people for sexing it up and hurting the one person who only wanted the best for both of them, Bridget.
But seriously, does Bridget have a big "please fuck me over" sign on her back or what? She makes the stupidest relationship mistakes.
And why doesn't Bridget call Donna and Katie "aunt"? She always refers to them by their first name.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
bow chicka bow chicka bow wow
Monday, July 21, 2008
oy
And way to go, Brooke, for turning on your own sister when push came to shove over the company. You suck.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
the bold and the triumphant
Despite the fact that Eric is gravely ill and Ridge THINKS he's in charge, Donna finds papers saying SHE has power of attorney and SHE is running the show. Yes! I'm not wild about Donna, but I'm sick to death of the damn Forresters blaming her for everything short of global warming.
Phoebe has been bumped down to recurring status. No great loss there. One of their worst story lines EVER, IMHO, was the Constantine vs. Rick disaster.
And UGH Storm is coming back for two days. Lordy, not the ghost routine....
Friday, July 18, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
(not) all in the family
Donna needs to stop calling Eric “Honey Bear” and call him something more appropriate, like “Grandpa.”
Monday, July 14, 2008
how the vows should have read.....
Nick: "I will be there for you................until such time as I humiliate you by falling for yet another member of your family."
Friday, July 11, 2008
spoiler alert!
Soaptown USA has daily spoilers for the week.
This site has day by day spoilers for the show.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
yet another casting fuck up
The casting directors need to understand that viewers aren't as stupid as they'd like to think
Bad enough that Brooke's "Mom" is only nine years younger than Brooke.
But every time Donna hugs Marcus, it gives me the creeps. They look more like gf/bf than mother/son. No wonder. Turns out "Texas Battle"--what a name--is only ten years younger than Jennifer Gareis, who plays his mother Donna.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
wtf?!
hair today, lighter tomorrow
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
the boring and the boring-er
Hell, no wonder Beth Logan (Robin Riker) doesn't look old enough to be Brooke Logan's mother. Robin was born in 1952 and Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke) was born in 1961, making her all of NINE YEARS OLD when Brooke would have been born.
Monday, June 30, 2008
all in the family
Beth's story is one of those story lines that makes me turn off the tv and wait until I can read about it later in the weekly wrap-ups.
And I don’t get it, if the daughters loved their Mom sooooo much, why didn’t THEY keep in touch with her? Why didn't they visit her? When Storm died, she claimed it was like “a knife in the heart because I know when he went my memories of him went with him.” Um, hello? Why then wouldn’t you come to the funeral to see your son one last time? Makes no sense.
Plus this whole “Donna is ruining our lives and our company” b.s. is wearing really thin. It’s pounded into our heads on every damn show and it’s so ridiculous to begin with; overall it’s just a very weak storyline, so no doubt I’ll stop watching this one for awhile. B&B is the sort of show that I cannot watch consistently. The constant bed hopping, making dramatic mountains out of boring molehills and characters who claim their undying love for a person on one show and then proclaim their undying love for another person the next day when that didn’t work out all combine to make for an overall unwatchable show for me. Ergo, I can only handle it in bits and pieces.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
I can't help myself...
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
kateydid
If she has so much love and respect for her niece, where does she get off telling Nick her feelings?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
i blame YOU!
Their old man has had NUMEROUS affairs, and had his naked ass photographed as he stood out on her ledge weeks ago, but, of course, every problem they've ever had is Donna's fault.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
let's see if I can guess
I think she and Nick are going to get really close and she's going to have sex with him. Instead of dying, his love (or some other such bullshit) will "heal" her body and she'll end up preggers, making Bridget an idiot once again for chasing after Nick when she knows he's never going to love her the way she loves him.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
thoughts on tuesday's show
Didn't Jennifer G look fab in that black and white dress today?
KKL really needs to cut that stringy blonde hair. When she was younger, her hair was really thick, but lately it looks BAD. And she'd look really cute with a short layered do. She'd also look a lot younger. HT wasn't afraid to go short. Why is she?
Monday, June 2, 2008
looking for a miracle
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
tell it like it is
Friday, May 9, 2008
*insert sounds of snoring here*
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
mid-week bitch
For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Stephanie wants Eric back. The man’s a horndog. He sleeps with all these different women, gets engaged to a few and yet Step’s every the martyr patiently waiting (and wanting) for him to come home. Kick him loose. God only knows what kind of diseases he's contracted now.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
well done!
This whole storyline has been really good. I never saw the shooting coming and all the events that followed kept me on the edge of my seat. This is by far one of the best storylines I've ever seen on B&B.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
i predict....
Friday, April 25, 2008
bang, you're dead
What adult in their right might waves a loaded gun around while he's talking the way Storm did? And why did he even have that loaded gun with him? To prove how innocent he is?
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
the indecisive and the idiotic
After weeks of saying Taylor is the baby's mother, Brooke suddenly decides to sue for custody? On what basis? Didn't she sign away her rights? I HOPE the judge not only gives custody to Taylor, I hope Brooke is forbidden to see the baby until he's older. She's constantly interfering and she's not allowing Taylor to really establish a mother/son relationship with this child.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
seen one, ya seen 'em all
Sadly, TPTB are apparently turning Katie in to the same sort of Stepford ’Ho B&B is famous for. The women sleep with whomever they want, without regard for family ties or decency, and now Katie is doing it, too. She manipulated a complacent Bridget into a relationship with Nick to keep him away from Brooke, knowing how much Bridget was hurt when she and Nick ended their marriage, and today Katie sucks face with Nick. The only female on the show who isn’t acting this way is Stephanie, and I’m sure they’d be writing her that way, too, if she were younger.
Monday, April 7, 2008
meow
What makes me laugh about all of this is when I think back to when Nick and Taylor broke up. One of the DUMBEST things she's ever said was when she told him he was always a good, supportive husband. If that were true, she'd still be married to him. He was only supportive when Brooke was out of the picture. When she came back to lead him around by the balls, he dropped Taylor like a lead ballon.
I'd love to see him in a room with all three of his ex'es screaming at him at the same time.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
according to the gospel of spoilers
" Brooke and Taylor go head to head over both Jack and Rick!" I love the fact that Taylor is sticking it to Brooke by sexing it up with Brooke's son. I hate the fact that he's much younger than she is in real life, but it's about damn time Taylor one ups this annoying PITA. If I had a dollar for every time she went out of her way to assure Taylor she was really Jack's mother and that Brooke was staying out of the situation, then butted INTO the situation, I'd be living in L.A. myself.
" Storm dates Ashley, but not without interference from her ex!" Well, of course, Ridge wants her because now she's with someone else. That's the sole plot device driving every couple on this entire show. Thankfully, it's only 30 minutes long.
B&B SoapDuds Awards
"Actress Most in Need of A MakeOver" award goes to Katherine Kelly Lang. She is TOO OLD for that stringy bright blonde hair. She sported that look in her 20's. She needs a new short do and a more age appropriate color.
"Actor Who Couldn't Act His Way Out Of A Box Of Maxi-Pads (with wings!)" award will always go to Ronn Moss for as long as he's on the show. I don't know how this man has managed to stay on tv so long. He must have inappropriate pictures of some muckity muck.
"Act Your Own Age" award goes to Eric Forrester. UGH. Enough with screwing chicks young enough to be your granddaughters! Not only should you be ashamed, you should be off reading your AARP magazine instead. When you're in bed with a young, voluptuous woman and the only thing that gets you hard is Viagra, you seriously need to GIVE IT UP.
"Actor Most In Need of a MakeOver" award goes to John McCook. CUT THOSE DAMN CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS!! The hairs are moving in all different directions.
"Actress Whose 'Poor Pitiful Me' Routine Is Beyond Annoying" award goes to Donna Logan. Strong, independent Donna Logan goes after what she wants: another woman's husband, a job in high fashion, her sister's man, but is reduced to a whiney babbler when she gets stuck in the tanning booth. When she "cried" she might as well have just said, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" cuz that's what it sounded like.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
welcome to my nightmare
There’s WAY TOO MUCH bed hopping going on at The Bold and The Beautiful. There always has been, but lately it’s downright disgraceful that the writers can’t come up with a plot line that doesn’t involve someone declaring their love one minute, then changing their minds five minutes later and declaring their undying love for someone else. Can you say wishy washy?
Brooke is the worst. Let’s just go back to last year when she was in love with Ridge. Taylor came home and Ridge couldn’t make up his mind who he wanted to be with. (For such successful business people, it’s amazing they can’t make a decision and stick to it for longer than it takes my bread to toast.) So she gravitated to Nick, and found comfort in his arms, after taking him from her own daughter. Then Ridge thought maybe he wanted to be with her, so she dumped Nick and went back to Ridge. Now Nick has had a baby with Taylor and suddenly Brooke decides maybe she wants Nick again. Nick no sooner gets finished assuring his emotionally unstable wife Taylor that he loves her forever, when he’s sniffing Brooke’s butthole again. Can you see why this is so aggravating? The writers aren’t taking the time to develop any storylines. They’re just jumping from one couple to another.
I think the biggest problem with B&B is that there are not enough families on the show. Having mainly the Forrester’s and the Logan’s causes the program to be almost incestuous at times.
And apparently there are no minority people living in Los Angeles. Everyone is extremely wealthy and white. TPTB seem almost afraid to add other characters to the show. If they need anyone, they tend to “borrow” a character from The Young and The Restless.
As with most soaps, they have one doctor, one lawyer, one Indian chief. (Except for the Indian chief because he would fall into the minority category, and we’ve already noted there are no minorities living in L.A.)
Although the writers seemed to have backed off of Stephanie’s character as of late, nothing is more gross than listening to her wax poetic about her son Ridge, who must have been her lover in a former lifetime. Or, from the looks of it, earlier in this lifetime.
Eric having sex with much younger Donna? ICK. Rick having sex with much older Taylor? UGH. A young Phoebe going after an older Rick? Gross since he’s going after her MOTHER. Again, can’t TPTB find actors/actresses within the same age range?
I think the writer’s need to stop trying to distract the viewers from real story lines by changing couples every week. I think they need to bring on more characters that are NOT related to the Logan’s or the Forrester’s and I think they need to bring on some minority characters