what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Today Bridget remarried Nick.

Let’s look back on their romantic history.

They marry. Nick decides he’s in love with Bridget's mother. They divorce. He decides he’s in love with Bridget again, and they move in together and eventually marry. Then Nick decides he’s in love with her niece Katie. They divorce and he becomes engaged to Katie. As soon as Bridget becomes involved with someone else, Nick decides he’s in love with her AGAIN, so he breaks his engagement and the idiot actually agreed to remarry him. ALL in a fairly short time period.

Wow.

If anyone deserves a copy of “Picking the Right Man for Dummies,” it’s her. How many times does this asshole have to jerk her around before she gets it?