bow chicka bow chicka bow wow

Why does the “romantic” music on B&B sound like it came straight from a cheap porn flick?

oy

Bridget should NOT be working on her own father.

And way to go, Brooke, for turning on your own sister when push came to shove over the company. You suck.

the bold and the triumphant

SPOILER!!

Despite the fact that Eric is gravely ill and Ridge THINKS he's in charge, Donna finds papers saying SHE has power of attorney and SHE is running the show. Yes! I'm not wild about Donna, but I'm sick to death of the damn Forresters blaming her for everything short of global warming.

Phoebe has been bumped down to recurring status. No great loss there. One of their worst story lines EVER, IMHO, was the Constantine vs. Rick disaster.

And UGH Storm is coming back for two days. Lordy, not the ghost routine....

that damn viagra

Uh oh, looks like Donna done fucked Eric into a coma....

(not) all in the family

Why would Donna hire Owen as her PA and not her own son? He can learn the ropes just like everyone else, and he’s the likely candidate. And why is Owen working out of the mailroom?

Donna needs to stop calling Eric “Honey Bear” and call him something more appropriate, like “Grandpa.”

how the vows should have read.....

Bridget: "Here we are again professing our love for each other..........despite the fact that you humiliated me by falling for my mother."

Nick: "I will be there for you................until such time as I humiliate you by falling for yet another member of your family."

spoiler alert!

Here are a couple good sites for Bold and The Beautiful spoilers:

Soaptown USA has daily spoilers for the week.

This site has day by day spoilers for the show.

yet another casting fuck up

The casting directors need to understand that viewers aren't as stupid as they'd like to think

Bad enough that Brooke's "Mom" is only nine years younger than Brooke.

But every time Donna hugs Marcus, it gives me the creeps. They look more like gf/bf than mother/son. No wonder. Turns out "Texas Battle"--what a name--is only ten years younger than Jennifer Gareis, who plays his mother Donna.

wtf?!

What gives with Donna pushing Katie to reveal her love to Nick, knowing full well he's set to marry THEIR NIECE?! The one who saved Katie's life?! Good grief. Does she have an ounce of decorum?

coming into her own

Ashley Jones has been look fantastic lately, hasn't she?

hair today, lighter tomorrow

Lesley-Anne Down is one of those women who can truly carry off the dark AND light hair look. I never thought she'd look good with any hair color other than dark, but she looks fabulous.

the boring and the boring-er

Beth Logan…in the words of Moses, “Let the bitch go.” They’ve wasted three entire shows arguing with this woman. Enough already.

Hell, no wonder Beth Logan (Robin Riker) doesn't look old enough to be Brooke Logan's mother. Robin was born in 1952 and Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke) was born in 1961, making her all of NINE YEARS OLD when Brooke would have been born.